What is the worst breakup line you ever heard?
When I was younger, I told a girl “I don’t deserve you”. That was probably one of the worst breakup lines a girl can receive, because she got really angry and proceeded to spam me with a hundred questions. All of which I have no answer.
Okay, maybe that wasn’t as bad as when I told a girl “I kinda like someone else …”. That was six years ago and she still wouldn’t talk to me today.
Then there was one I received, where she said “I don’t know …”. That took me 5 years to get over, and now we’re buddies. I figured that I was a really jealous and possessive guy back then. Oh how the times have changed.
So what’s the worst breakup line you ever heard or said?
ps: I’m trying this new weekly “ask the readers” column. Do read the comments cause my readers are usually more interesting than me!
“Sorry…..I’m gay.”
“you need to go fix yourself first”
LOL! that would be what i would say also lor.
“i’m… seeing … another … *gulps* girl”.
i am bored with you d la..go away
but i said that to other. wahahahaha!
I, uh, I’m kinda dating your mom now.
” ?? I thought we broke up weeks ago.. ”
True story. My friend was the last to know they weren’t going out anymore.
I had a ” I’m not worthy of you”…. which just left me speechless with grief…
“Sorry? What’s ur name again?”
It has to be…
“You know what, you’re just my friend from now on…”
“i think we should just be friends”
just simply say
“Hey bro/sis/pal/friend (choose one), how are you today ?”
He/She will understand !
“It’s not you, it’s me. I’m too fucking good for you.”
Okay, I lie. Never heard that one but damn if it wouldn’t sting
Lol sorry can’t provide any as I’m relatively inexperienced in this area haha.
Btw you’re a friend of Grace (aka gracie) I see…
This was said to me: I can’t go out with you because you remind me of my ex.
[guaisaujai]
I don’t believe that was actually used, “I am gay .. ” ..
[farah]
that sounds so familiar …. hmmm
[tickle]
dun lie
[pinkster]
ouch , that was horrrible !
[kurt]
bluff …
[huiru]
omg , taht’s the funniest …
[meow]
that sounds like me, sorry on behalf of mankind.
[narrowband]
hey , yeah i asked grace !
[leyon]
I’m sure the stinging would be followed by a kick in the balls .. hahah
[thelastnoel]
ouch …
” go get a nose job first ” . HA HA HA !!!
Heard: “You are not my bf. No rite?”
there are more to life
Urrm usually when i dump a guy i will just tell him that i realise that we are not compatible at all.
There was another guy in which i told him that i have no more feelings for him anymore and there is no meaning that he stays with me.
Cruel huh??? But it’s the truth marrrr….
And yes i think a guy likes the break up line, “i dont deserve you”.
Slap slap..terrible irresponsible lineeee…
I told a guy before, “I don’t know, just don’t sms or call me already.”
Wuuuuu. It’s not that bad right?
Eh, got price or not? I can come out with a lot. Wukakaka…. I listen a lot leh. Let’s put the best that I can think of.
“I don’t feel anything when we make love anymore. I don’t see any point continuing this relationship.”
“I can’t even stand the only thing I found you attractive in the beginning of this relationship anymore. Have some dignity and leave before I start hating the existence of you in this world.”
“I don’t even know what did I ever see in you before. I must be sober or really drunk that day. Thank God I am not pregnant!”
Ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, did I win any prizes, Jason?
[miss c]
I don’t believe that’s real. did you tell that to a guy ? or a guy told that to you ??
[742]
hahahaahhaha ! that’s horrible ! I love these unsuspecting ones …
[michy]
wahhh !
it’s like , there’s more to life than you boyyy .. haha
[pk]
No more feelings ? yeah , i guess that’s the saddest one someone can receive. I am lucky i never got that before …
About that line, I knowwww .. I always regretted it. I should have fixed myself back then …
[chingy]
damn bad la .. “I don’t know ..”
i bet he have 100 questions for you right !!
[princess eileen]
you sure you listen a lot , or you tell these to your ex-boyfriends ?? hahaha !
I have no prize to give
Maybe I draw something with your name or something … kekekekeke
I couldn’t believe I haf got no answers 2 this… I tot I would do great, hahahahha… mayb I’m really haf an angelic heart, hahhahahaha…
someone once told me this….”i want to breakup because youre too sociable” :S
i got the “i wanna break up with you cos u dont spend much time with me since you’ve started working”….
I did gave a “I’m sorry, I think me and you.. just cannot larh, you know, weird… me and you, just weird together” wukakakak and it worked :P.
But for me, I would prefer “I’m sorry, but I told you I would only give our relationship a try, and it’s not working… I’m sorry”
Well I can’t explain why it’s not enough,
Cause I gave it all to you.
And if you leave me now, oh just leave me now.
It’s the better thing to do,
It’s time to surrender,
It’s been too long pretending.
There’s no use in trying,
When the pieces don’t fit anymore.
hmm let’s see. i think i said something like these before…
“Everytime i come and see u (which was like maybe once in a few months) u’d be like giving me a long list to buy for u to SHOW OFF ur friends? forget it. i’m not ur bank. we’re over”
then there’s another one was…
“Doubt we’re working out. 2 years together and u’re still like that. just call it off…”
but i kena before was…
“i wanna get married and obviously u’re not ready. so i found someone else who would” …. ouch T.T
and one more is…
“i don’t deserve u…i dont have the dignity, no self esteem, i dun deserve u..” i was like WTF?!
This isn’t actually a break-up line but a sure enough sign that one will be coming soon.
“Don’t be silly. dear! He’s only a good friend…”
Heard than one before, Jason?
Story 1
Im sorry, i love you, …….BUT im just NOT IN LOVE WITH U !!
i tried, but….. sigh !
Story 2
pretend to be a physco bitch n pretend to be accusing him of sleeping with your best friend ! - then say, HONEY, u aint FEELING this BODY for a long time!
Story 3
will u leave this country with me? - he says no. u cry n say, U DONT LOVE ME !! - bla bla bla- drama drama drama then say, this is not ment to be…. im sad….
but if he says yes - hahahah u are so fucking screwed !
[amy]
so what do you normally tell them ??
[claudine]
wow, I never said that before, but I certainly felt that before …
[evie]
awww , the first one sounds familiar ..
the second one … so casual!
[pieces]
@_@
are you breaking up with me ?
[calv]
the first one is awesome ! too bad for materialism !
and one cheer for non-commitment !
[samad torpedo]
haha, somehow I was always the “good friend”
[stephanie]
hahaha , you told these to guys izit ? why make up stories when u can just tell them to fuck off ? haha
i rather get “it’s not me, it’s you” rather than “it’s not you, it’s me”.
all that consolatory bullshit? stuff it up where the sun don’t shine.
“i’m playing WoW, so…”
i got the i need me time my time crap after 9 months of dating