Based on your real life event? Lol.

Edit: Pretty big splat for a small bird.

reminds me of Evan Almighty

haha, should never jinx it by saying it aloud.

more like a pee… LOL

Poor Jason Phoon.

LOL! Kena once in awhile what some of us! …..

lol, the bird “squirted” on him. HOHO!

very subur punya bird indeed.

hahaha…eh..faster go buy 4-D. You know …when you step on shit, that means good fortune is coming your way. But i am not sure about shit on your face though..kekek

Wait….did this really happen to you in Brisbane? huh?
=P

haha becks, youre terrible.

Naah , this didn’t really happen in real life. I was walking past a spot where there was this whole bunch of bird poop on the floor already. It’s like they all aimed at that area. Scary if you think about it …

yeah becks, you’re terrible for thinking it’s ’squirting’ … hahah.

hahaha! funny, funny, funny.

Ohhhhhhh, I see!
Ah well! Bombs AWAY!

^_^

Ewww…….becks.thats beyond gross! “Squirting” on ppl is just wrong..
-_-u

lolz … wat a day :p

Good story !! very funny !