stupid facial hair

My facial hair grows stupidly.

I can never grow a moustache. Lots of hair on my neck but not near the chin to grow a goatee.

Then for the past few years, half of my left eyebrow dissapeared mysteriously. Thankfully it grew back recently. I hope it doesn’t go off again.

I also realised another stupid thing when I didn’t shave a while. Only my right side burn grows. The left one doesn’t. Stupid facial hair.

I might as well just shave clean. Okay what a stupid blog entry.

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farachella said:

more exercise can promote blood circulation hence, better hair growth. in your case, maybe a bit more balanced hair growth. try standing on your head few minutes a day. you and your colleagues should try it together!

 
ashlin said:

hahaha stand on your head….don’t forget to take a pic!!

 
Jason Phoon said:

standing on my head ?

how would that work ?

wouldn’t i break my neck ?

 
likelyto said:

I can’t believe that I need to explain this. Your hair is not growing because your roots are not strong enough to push it out. If you stand on your head for a while every day, you will receive the assistance of our good friend gravity! Yay gravity. Nobody needs to be bald.

Truly though, funny post. Body hair is a great source of comedy though it can also be rather distressing (what is it doing now??). And it only gets worse as you get older.

Yikes, what a downer. Now your hair is being repressed by my negative world-view. You’d better stop reading this comment.

 
Jason Phoon said:

i’m not bald . just the other facial hair , like beard , moustache.

maybe when i’m older :)

 
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