nerd
I’ve been doing some thinking.
Here’s a simple formula:
nerd = anti-social retard + technically smart
geek = anti-social retard
Well ,things get a little complicated when dorks come into the picture. What defines a dork ?
dork = anti-social retard + technical skills + black-framed glasses + dorky laugh
The characteristic of a dorky laugh includes a uhuhk like sound, in addition to a snort after each uhuhk. I remember one dork back from school, I used to give him shit. He even survived a thumbtack on his chair. ( I swear it wasn’t me ). He’s so undorky now.
Here’s some examples:
Bill Gates: well , I don’t mind being a nerd like him. and rule the world.
Bill Nye the science guy
Hackers: even angelina jolie is a nerd. was . whatever. but they’re cool I guess.
Milhouse: I quote him “I’m not a nerd. Nerds are smart. I’m a geek”
Napoleon Dynamite: Now he’s a dork. A loveable dork.
Evidently, nerds are definitely more attractive than geeks or dorks. Maybe it’s because they actually are smart. The jocks may beat up the nerds in school , or make fun of them. But revenge is sweet when their paychecks are double or triple of their “peers” when they get out of school.
Assuming that the nerds invest their brainpower into something lucrative , rather than say Dungeons and Dragons. Unless you’re a comic book nerd store owner that is. Now that’s a whole different story …
In any case, I’m proud to say I’m a nerd.
Does your boss know what you’re doing at work? More importantly, does your mother???
I’m a dweeb. Care to interpret that?
yeah , my boss knows I blog. he blogs too ^_^
I don’t think my mom blogs though. Maybe she has a secret one .. hehe
hmmm .. I’ll look up dweeb on the internets.