lets go FLASH some guys!
Sunday , 16th December 2007
-
Jason Phoon
My species is human.
Twitter:
- Atheists: Defining themselves by something they don't believe in.
- Everytime a hot chick does yoga beside me, I overdo my pushups :(
- @riimisheru eww ...
- If you are full of yourself, you don't learn anything new.
- Beware of dropbears! http://jasonphoon.com/beware-of-drop-bears/
Previous Posts
- pay raise
- troll jesus
- alien vs predator
- the craziest shit women have said to me
- friendship venn diagram
- why I don’t really watch anime anymore
- Shaun’s bday
- a healthy self esteem
- list of things I want(ed) in a woman
- beware of drop bears!
oooooh someone is suffering.
your jr is obviously on a holiday eh? *wiggles eyebrows*
jp: Only every morning
What??
thats it.. i’m gonna go visit a circumcision clinic…
Hhmmm…lets see, what kind of video cam should i get??
jp: Visit for what ? You wanna get circumcision too ?
HAHAHA!! go watch gay porn!
jp: Watch you can ?
-_-
I can imagine that those two (2) lady flashers must be Grace and Vikki (MerDurian)
jp: haha, I didn’t say it , you did !
Phoon man, are you getting erections? Don’t! You’ll screw up the stitching. As your penis grows, it’ll stretch the skin and might leave scarring. No matter what, don’t think about some young lucious body rubbing against you, her hot breath in your ear, saying, “Give it to me, Jason, baby. I need it.” Don’t think about her begging you for the kind of love that only you can provide, her soft hands running through your hair, then caressing your back. Her legs wrapped tightly around you. Don’t think of those things.
jp: Damn you Noel, damn you authors with your descriptive words … OUCH. Nice try
i think you drew the ‘censored’ sign cuz you just suck at drawing ‘body fats’
btw i like how the guys’ facial expression looks a lot like yours.. haha
jp: You’re right, you don’t know how many times I tried to draw it before I got lazy and drew that sign. Perhaps you can assist me by modelling ?
If farah models for you, you’ll only rip your stitching, again . . .
I think Noel was being just plain mean and cruel! Think of dead kittens or dead puppies . . . or your mom naked.
. . . your grandma naked?
What works for you, when trying to prevent erections (and embarrassment)? I always made my mind focus on dance routines that I had learned, in order to keep it down.
I’m completely serious!
jp: I agree Noel is cruel, but dead kittens of puppies ? aww man. Mom or grandma naked ? Freud would approve of that somehow. Dance routines ? Hmmm, perhaps mine would be computer games. Also, I heard that male testosterone levels go down if you carry and infant, so where’s the nearest baby ??
Those WITCHES.
jp: I think your mispelt the word right ? hehe
jp: is that an insult or a compliment? mm….
Deimos Tel`Arin: wah…u’ve got some imagination huh!
jp: Oh oh multiple choice, ok ok , I pick compliment!
*sends those indonesian playboy model photos*
that’s a better model for you. more like, IDEAL model
jp: I still don’t see them in my mail
wukakakka..good one..time to take out the paink killer cocktail
jp: I’m already on painkillers, as prescribed by my doctor. Tomorrow I’ll try not taking them, see if it actually hurts ..lol
wakakaka stay at home rest for few more days then gao dim
jp: I actually can go out, but not too long ! lol
lolz i read GUYS as GAYS just now … oops
jp: It’s in the title and comic, how to misread ?
F-ing hilarious!
jp: you can say FUCK here, no problem ^__^
How painful is it really?
jp: Oh, it’s not really painful these days anymore. Only for the first 2 days. Just a little sensitive now, that’s all …
Boo. JP’s self-portraits are sad today.
Allegedly, there was an episode on Discovery channel where a man, after much persistence, was able to start lactating for his baby, so maybe there is some truth to the decrease in Tess-tossed-her-own (salad) when holding infants.
Hey! You just helped me figure out why maybe I’m not very masculine!
hee hee
jp: A man can lactate ? Wow, I didn’t know that. You like carrying babies ?
Does it really hurt when you have an erection? Awesomeness
jp: Well, lets just say that I’m out of commission for now.. eheh
Hahaha I love this comic so much you get a comment for it!