Kill em Mozzies!!
It’s been a few days that my electric mosquito racket ran out of batteries. Ahh , the good ole days. On a good night I can kill up to 8 mozzies . I can’t beat my brother’s record though, he killed 10 on one night. I kid you not.
I can only get 2 mozzies now with my bare hands. Plus the fact that I have to wash my hands after every kill kinda sucks. And also there isn’t the buzz and the spasmic movement the mozzies make as they’re being zapped.
In honor of my electric mosquito racket, I’ll name him Bob. As in Bob the Electric Mozzie Racket.
Don’t worry Bob, I’ll get batteries tommorow. Then the mosquito massacre will begin …
Wow…you’re sadistic….:)
u cant do that. my calculator is called bob. bob the calculator. sorry dude, its taken. blek ;p
You can’t trademark names !! If that’s the case we can’t all use Bob , cause Bob is taken by Bob The Builder (I like the theme song!! ) . And as for being a sadist, well … mosquitoes are almost everyone’s mutual enemy. I believe I’m doing a public service =) Speaking of which , I’ve killed 3 the past night with clapping hands. Furthermoe , I have batteries now … kekekekeke =)
hey u can name it THE FROG!!!….frogs eat insects…mozzies….hehehehehe
the frog ?? I might as well get a pet frog and let it lose in my room to kill all insects ?? why stop there , i should get like 10 …. that sends shivers down me spine …
AHHHHHHHHHH
okay…so i errr…dropped in by chance? lol…Poh Lin here…and idk if you DO remember me…butttt..o well
SADISTIC MOZZIE MURDERER you!!
julian’s the MOZZIE KILLER KING…oh ew
now i know where the mozzies have gone to…my house seems to have less of them…yay!
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hi jason..CAryn here…can u come to muh hse to zapp em mOzzies? Lately ive been gettin like 3 bites per nite..GGrgH! And oh…dun worry…My hse does not have aNY FROGS lurking around waiting to pounce upon ur botak head and make u scream like a lil lost girl.. =p muakakaka..
frogs!?!?! dude you’re afraid of frogs!! and how the hell did you get so many people commenting here wan.. ish.. jealous*
nick
I defend my mosquito policy . The only good mozzie is a dead mozzie.
Pohlin : I remember you !! you killed my best friend !! nooOOO!!! just kidding =P
Caryn: I’m not botak anymomre haha
Nick : You didn’t know i’m afraid of frogs ?? what kinda best fren are you ? pohlin killed you and replaced you with a clone ?? well , as for the comments, I guess it helps that mosquitoes are the equally hated enemy of the universe…
nick, tell us ur fear & we will haunt u there!!! hahahahaha
I fear? …. errr I’m not entirely sure of what I fear.. I fear bugs I guess, those big creepy ones. ahhaha. I should go for some kinda fear dicovery sessions with some indian doctor to find out what I fear!
nick
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ohmygosh nick. have u no shame? u cant promote ur blog here…jason, u should charge him for..advertisement space..hahahaha.
and who knows? maybe my calculator is OLDER than bob the builder..
Maybe he doesn’t know how to use the Blogger identify comment posting thingie … when you click on our names , you’ll visit his/her blog … give it a try =)
Hmmmm … you have a point about your calculator . then again , names are not trademarked ! woohoo!!
this is not meant to be a racist comment…..but most fat malay guys love to call them selves BOB.
Really ?? I wanted to name my son Bob ..
oh my gosh,your poor son. heehee. u better save up for his therapy bills.
jk.
my friend named her dildo Bob. no kidding.
Farah , that’s the worse use of the name Bob I’ve ever heard. Besides , where’s the inspiration from ? Bob the builder ?? cause he uses big mechanical machine thingies ?? I’m way over my head now …