Jesus vs Satan
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus : Repent , Lucifer. I’m going to pwn your ass.
Satan: (curses in aramaic , hebrew and greek)
- Satan uses Writhing Snakes. Damages Jesus by 100 damage.
- Jesus upgrades Expert Capentry Skills
- Satan throws Apple of Eden. Damages Jesus by 5 damage.
- Jesus builts Sturdy Ruler with Expert Capentry Skills
- Satan upgrades Lies, Deception and Pride
- Jesus spanks Satan with Sturdy Ruler. 100 damage
- Satan feigns death! Distracts Jesus and deals Low Blow. 200 Damage
- Jesus dies !! Automatic Resurrection
- Jesus summons Sword Of Michael and strikes Satan. 1000 damage
- Satan has been pwned by Jesus for 100 Gold
Satan : Curse you punk ass Jesus !!!!!!!!!!!!
Jesus : Wow …. I can buy a new chair with 100 Gold.
You know, ur latest blog with jesus vs the devil sounds like a duel in World of warcraft hahahah
AHHHAHHAHAH i cant stop laughing at this post!! good one!!
did you come up with that or was it ripped off from somewhere??? hilarious!!!!
I think it was mostly inspired by the Bible and RPGs.
I ripped the Expert Capentry Skills from Southpark.
I wish I knew some aramaic so I could actually write the curses there , but I don’t ….
Maybe I got this idea from MTV celebrity deathmatch ? But that was claymation, I wish I had the patience for claymation ..
WTF….
haih jason…although i adore your psychobabble,i do think you need to consider getting out of the house more often.
let’s go jogging!!
What the….
omg….one day i believe he will blog on jason vs the frog.
Urgh .. seems like I lost touch with reality huh ? Yeah , I do need to get out more …