Defense of a Huge Tree and a Frozen Toilet
The game, otherwise known as Defense of the Ancients(dota) consist of one bunch of people trying to whack the other bunch of people while defending their ancients. The ancients consist of one huge tree and a frozen toilet. Don’t ask why. Well, what’s fun about the game is that it brings out the worse in people. For example:
Me : meyeh ??!! meyeh ??!! Keng ar ?? sei cai !!
(translates as , what ??!! what ??!! , scared ar ?? damned bastard !!)
Wai : Come ar … scared ar ?? Punk ass bitch !! Chap sei kai !!
(translates as , please come, disorderly buttocks of a female dog. Kill stealer. )
Me : meyeh ??!! meyeh ??!! Keng ar ?? sei cai !!
(translates as , what ??!! what ??!! , scared ar ?? damned bastard !!)
Wai : Come ar … scared ar ?? Punk ass bitch !! Chap sei kai !!
(translates as , please come, disorderly buttocks of a female dog. Kill stealer. )
Nick : I uh… had to buy items lar … uhh cannot help lar … sorry about stealing kills though .. uhh.. I too terror mar … HAHAHAHAAHHAH!
Justin : I PWN NOOB ASS !! raaAAWWWwrrr !!
(translates as , I destroy beginneer’s buttocks. Expression of strength. )
These are perfectly normal people in real life. I swear.
Another thing about this game is that most girls will never, I mean never , and I mean NEVER be caught dead playing this game. They think they’re too cool for this game. Show me one girl DOTA player and I’ll flip upside down for you.
Oh wait, Caryn plays does she ? She’s so cool. ( Jason does a backflip , figuratively ).
seems like fun!
don’t listen to jason, these guys are exactly like the pics in real life too!! muahahahahahaha dota is bad for ur health
Jason; your meah meah meah is so so popular. hahaha. been hearing lots from the guys… =)
Sillybahrainigirl : the game is fun !! despite all the taunting , name calling and hostility . It is friendly competition =)
ashlin : How can dota be bad for my health ? We improve our hand eye coordination and increase our mental alertness. Not to mention the fact that in case the need arises when we need to defend a huge tree, DOTA players would have sufficient experience.
Raymond : I didn’t come up with that what?what?! taunt , it came from a chinese gangster movie. Forgot the name though, but yeah it sounds menacing enough. Weird enough coming from a banana like me
nope, it just accentuates the fact that neither of you have gfs..ehehe
Hey , I have a girlfriend. Or had. Whatever , same difference.
What does have to do with anything anyways Tsuen ? You’re single too.
Yeah Dota rox max. “Who need gals when we have Dota”. This quote have always been in my mind. But ehhhhh they are quite a few Gals Dota player out there thou Jason. U cant be sexist here. Dota is for everyone MUHAHAHAHA
Hahahha… that’s the best come back I’ve heard for so long.. ouch felt the sting there… !! It’s like this constant taunting, sarcastic war between us few friends of this circle.
nonetheless, very fun and invigorating.. keep up the good work!
m’eh m’eh!?!?
nick
I just realised I have no idea what kinda gibberish had I just posted on this comment box.. I jsut woke up .. yawnn..
Muahahah! Noobs
HAhaha..tsuen..don’t insult us not having girlfriends cause of dota la k..LOL. Kena from Jason soo tepat..*POP* Hahaha..Agreed jason!! Dota rOXxxxxX..I PawN nooBie asss!! Which reminds me..I want to pawn ur brother’s noobie ass really bad!! Hahhaa..-.-”
Lemme pwn your ass first Justin. Heh heh.. mmmmm.. lets!
Tsuen’s in denial, she secretly plays at home while we’re out having fun.
Yes wai . I suspect it too. You’d never know she’s probably some ace player on Lordaeron who refuses to play with lowly Malaysian players like us.
Elite ass punk …