Ever wondered who was the creator of the universe ? Want to know what Google thinks ? Well lets just Google it :

If you search with the quotes “creator of the universe” it’ll be the first link. If you typed without the quotes, it’ll be about the fifth link.

Guess what Google told me ?

As it turns out, the creator of the universe is none other than a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It is an invisible creature, that created the universe, starting with a mountain , trees and a midget. Here’s a picture:

Of course, this isn’t a real religion. It is a satirical parody religion created to protest a decision by the Kansas Education Board to require the teaching of Intelligent Design ( that is , things are made by a higher being ) as an alternative to biological evolution. It has become somewhat of an Internet Phenomenon.

Question is , why is it at the top of Google’s search list for “creator of the universe” ? Some of you may know how Google works , that they put links at the top by order of popularity. Popularity in this sense means how many pages are linked to that website with the phrase “creator of the universe”. You’d think that most people on the internets would mention some other God right ? Well, looks like they prefer the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Either that or the workers at Google secretly are Pastafarians ( people who worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster ).

Err … all hail the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER !!!!

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