circumcision successful
Just to let you guys know, the operation was successful. Little Jason is doing fine, thanks for the well wishes. Haha, 22 comments in one day when I mentioned him ? He’s suddenly a popular guy now.
So anyways, the operation went smoothly. The most painful part of the operation was when they administered local anesthetic by means of 3 injections to that area. Maybe it’s because I forgot to take my painkillers the day before, but those injections sure hurt as hell!
After the anesthetic kicked in, it was more of a psychological battle as 2 surgeons and 2 nurses were watching. I couldn’t see what was going on, apart from a little reflection on the lights above. Man, they should really look into that cause I could see the blood! That sure made me feel uneasy, even with all the jokes courtesy of my surgeon:
“Hey, bring home the foreskin. Can boil soup…”
So anyways, I’m on painkillers and antibiotics now. I nearly fainted earlier, which I suspect is due to the loss of blood earlier. Felt much better after dinner though, so everything is good. Well, except that I walk like a duck.
Guess I won’t be doing cock pushups anytime soon …
I want to laugh again
Did you feel uneasy when 2 nurses watching on you?
jp: Yes it was very uneasy. Halfwary through, another woman walked in the surgery to ask the doctor some questions some more …
“they administered local anesthetic by means of 3 injections to that area”
…This is the most horrifying blog ever.
jp: Why thank you .. thank you ..
Little wonder that it’s mostly women who are laughing about this and men who are recoiling in horror!
I’m glad it’s over for you, and that you are okay!
“Hey, bring home the foreskin. Can boil soup…”
Is your surgeon Hannibal Lecter?
jp: Yes, it’s the women who are having a fun time poking fun ! hahah . My surgeon is definitely funnier than Hannibal Lecter, as I would imagine the soup would taste horrible even for a cannibal.
Wear a sarung!
jp: Naah, I don’t need it. I’m a strong man ^__^
It’s good you made this choice while you were an adult. Most boys in America don’t have a say. Some think that circumcision is a form of mutilation done to a baby, causing severe mental problems when men grow. I mean, baby boys can be traumatised. So, if you find yourself becoming more violent, it may be because part of your penis is missing. LOL.
jp: Violent tendencies ? Oh dear … I feel like smashing something. HULK SMASHH
Congrats on the successful foreskin removal aye!
Still, I think I would want to retain my foreskin, heheh.
Can’t bear to part with anything yet that came along with me when I came into this world.
jp: but they are health and sexual benefits ! haha
congratulations!
jp: wohoo!!
HAHAHAHA… *ROFL* give us the b4 n after pict man!
jp: wait la , i haven’t taken pictures yet … patience young one . you crazy oh !
welcome to the club, ma man! Imagine doing this when you’re 9 years old.
jp: I think better oh ! when you’re 9 or 10 , you don’t get ERECTIONS !
A joke for little Jason
Superman was kinda bored so he just started flying around looking for something to do. He’s flying over Wonder Woman’s house and sees her bedroom window is open. He stops for a glimpse and sees her lying on her bed naked. She’s lying there and squirming around looking real hot.
Superman was getting turned on looking at her so he decides what the hell, I can just fly in real quick, give her the ole’ in-out and be out of there before she even knows what hit her. After all he is Superman. So, in he goes, wham-bam and he’s out of there.
Wonder Woman knew something happened and says, “What was that?” The invisible man says, “I don’t know but, damn, is my ass sore.”
by ~Joe Dakes
jp: I heard this joke before haha ! made me chuckle.
I guess now’s not the right time to send you those super-rare pictures of Sayaka Ando naked?
jp: Sayaka Ando ?? Naked ?? but how did you get those pictures ?? Hmmmmmm… OUCH!
hey i got pics of this indonesian playboy model naked… *clicks send*
jp: Where ? where ?? I didnd’t get it yet
so is it true that during the first few weeks when your penis erects, it hurts like hell? or is this just a silly myth?
jp: yes, this morning it hurt like hell. I woke up several times at night too … it’s not a myth
hahaha Poor Donald Duck, i think you should be running and jumping around very soon. Gosh local anesthetic is scary. My nephew had general anesthetic, i think it cost around RM800 just for the anesthetic. How much does your surgery cost you?
Hmmm why is it all over a sudden so many guys jump into circumcision? Weird…
jp: yeah, general anesthetic is very expensive. But much less painful haha. The surgery was ouch, rm1400 total. I’m sure can find cheaper, but then again you won’t wanna skimp on such a delicate procedure now, don’t you ? Make sure to get a quote first. Your bf thinking of doing ??
So would the main topic be your cirmcumcision during the bloggers gathering? :p
jp: -_-”. That was ALREADY the main topic in the previous blogger gathering! Old news old news .. moving along now .. next topic !
fry the skin , it will probably taste like chicken skin
come on take a pic of the skin and show your bloggers…..
wheeeeeeee
*runs away…..
jp: haha , one of my friend commented “hey, your blog readers very weird”. I guess you’re one of them ! hahha
how long does it take for you to not walk like a duck anymore? (fully healed)
jp: I think one week ? I’m out playing dota right now .. so actually can go out one …
I wonder how it feels when some other nurse enter the OT and said: “cheh..so small one..”
jp: eh, it’s not small ok. Why do you think I need 3 injections ?? HAHA
Fuiyoooooh.. wukakakkakaka… congrats by the way.. so how big ur thing can grow now? KKAKAKAKAKAKAK
jp: wah , you think remove skin will be bigger ar ? then again, why you think need not one, but THREE injections ! hahha
You’re a hero bro! ahha
jp: it hurts to be a hero …
1 week pain, a lifetime worth of satisfied sex life i say
It sorta de-sensitize your penis, but boy oh boy, would it satisfy your missus at the end of the day. Gives you a legendary tag right on your forehead mate.
Maybe mate, a new adverb or phenomena…
Phoon-ani-nized : Phoon giving the punani a real show
Cheers
jp: Haha, imagine I name my daughter Na Ni. What’s her full name ?? LOL
Why de-sensitize? make you harder to get a sensation?
jp: Well, if it’s harder to get sensation, you would last longer without blowing your load therefore you last longer. That’s the theory anyways ^__^
If you want to name your daughter Na Ni, i’ll be of great interest to introduce my son.
It does de-sensitize, the most sensitive part of your penis is your top part.
I’m suprised you dont know, Jason can do this little experiment
jp: if you have to know, yes it is already de-sensitized ..
I’ve made you my idol.
Pictures would be nice. It’s the rule. When you blog about something undergoing some ‘change’ or ‘transformation’ or ‘operation’ you gotta provide some pics ;p
jp: Oh , you want the foreskin pictures as well ? lol
somehow I just came over and ter-read this thing. So it happen recently eh? You should still be reeling over some pain hehe.
I know. Cause I did it too. Not many tend to brave the world of being circumsized at our age, I suppose hehe =P
I had my horrors. Now it’s your turn, so good luck to you
jp: Hahah, I know how you feel! sigh , it’s been almost 2 weeks and it’s still out of commision