circumcision day
My agenda for today:
- Meet up with some bloggers
- Get circumcised
I would mention the bloggers that I’m meeting up with, but I don’t want the search engines to associate their blog names to get associated with circumcision. That would be hilarious, no?
Back to the topic, why get circumcised? Well, me and my dad had a discussion about it. He had his operation in Taiwan many years ago. He said that it’s much cleaner and you would last much longer during sex.
Yeah, that was perhaps the most awkward conversation EVER.
Since I’m back here in Malaysia for a month, I said why not? The doctor also had a sense of humor, saying that I should have the surgery as soon as possible, to “get ready” for Christmas. I wouldn’t be surprised if that doctor meant “getting ready” for holiday season sex. Oh that cheeky doctor, nice to know that my penis is in good hands.
That last sentence sounded so wrong, ya?
Wish me luck!
ps: Bloggers, I beg you please refrain from posting any blog entries which might be erection inducing. I would imagine it would hurt 
Fascinating topic! And Bravo! to you for being willing to go through with it!
Hopefully, they will use a generous amount of local anasthetic!
No erection inducing comments, here, but here’s a shrinker:
a friend from England was having sex and tore his foreskin while he was still inside his girlfriend! That would be reason enough for me to get circumcised, too!
Hey, are you going to save the bit of skin that they remove?
jp: they even gave me the option of going for general anasthetic but it would be more costly. So yeah, local it is! OMG, did your friend’s foreskin get stuck inside his girlfriend ? Now that would be embarassing!
and yeah, guess I’ll save the foreskin, if only for a little while. But not like how the Prince suggested in the next comment!
Save the foreskin in a little bottle that you can wear on a chain around your neck. Ah, sweet memories….
jp: Hey, it’s the Prince! I used to listen to your podcast. Is it monthly now ? Good to know you keep your foreskin in a bottle around your neck .. erm … wouldn’t it rot or something ?
Teehee good luck
jp: Thank you. The “teehee” is a little disconcerting, though ..
“would last much longer during sex.”
I have a friend who circumcised and yeah he is an animal in bed. -_-
jp: but you friend, you mean you izit ? hahah
i’ll come visit you probly during the weekend alright? just for a while cuz i’m too swamped with work. don’t forget to keep the skin and show me ok??
jp: okay ! come visit !
Are you serious??? Good luck!!! 0:)
Believe it or not, in my country, circumcision is part of a young boy’s rite of passage to manhood. (Yeah, that’s how “macho” the culture is here, unfortunately.) Usually, we go through the “rite” during summer after we graduate from elementary school.
Here’s a funny thing. You can ask the doctor what kind of “cut” you like? German cut? or something like that. Yes, I’m serious.
Hehehe!
jp: OMG, I just have to find out what is german cut and whatnot …
hey my friend said that his friend who got circumsized had to go back for stitching TWICE cuz he had erections. i am SO going over to visit you and *comment truncated*
jp: okay ! don’t come visit !
Can I SEE???? Post pictures! ;p
Anyways, good on ya Jason Phoon. It is much cleaner. And it actually looks better too. Too bad, I’m not with a cock that is. Gay men and circumcision is almost a taboo thing to talk about with my Markus. Strange but true.
jp: Hehhee , more good reasons to get a circumcision ! Why would you want a cock that is ?? hahah
I have done mine, ermmmmmm cant remember how painful is it, coz it was done since very young. Some said people will faint when they masturbate or pee after the surgery.
But yeah it felt much cleaner and powerful. uhhhhh yeah
ermmmmmm worry not Jason, as Zam said, Malaysian only have erection every 5 years!!!!
So juz watch some porn before the surgery and have ur next erection in 2012!
jp: Well, I hope with modern techniques I won’t have to feel much pain. Cleaner and more POWERFUL ? I like that ! hahah. And not all Malaysians are like Zam ok! Mannn that video is so quotable ! hahaha …
AH?!!! WUKAKAKAKKA so this was what you were asking us yesterday, to wish you good luck~!! KAKAKAKAKKAKA damn… save it, the THING and show to your partner someday…
jp: now you know la ! hahaha … SURPRISE. Save and show to partner ? Why not publish on blog for ALL to see ! Ok , just kidding. Siao meh ?
hey i actually thought of having my banana peeled halfway too! it’s the pain after that worries me. tell me ya how long it takes to recover
jp: Ok, I’m counting the days. I’ll let you know how I feel tomorrow morning
Wiki Entry 44: On December 13, 2007, Jason Phoon at age 24 decided to become Jew. FOR THE GLORY OF YAHWEHH!!!
Happy healing! But not too happy. Rip rip.
jp: FOR THE GLORY OF YAHWEHHH. Oh, and you owe me money, please pay in pennies.
waitttt i thought we were having lunch tomorrow? i guess not huh? i believe you would be bed-ridden for at least 2 days? no pitter-pattering around and make sure you wear those kain pelikat to urm aid.. healing
jp: Would you go out lunch with me if I was wearing sarung around ? hahaha. Ok, I can’t laugh too loud …
HAHAHA…i’m still demanding for a photo..before n after =)
jp: You want picture of the foreskin too ? I email to you ok! NO WAYY
2. Get circumcised
For real?
jp: Well, it does feel REAL pain when the doctor injected
KAAKA my 10 year old nephew just had his penis circumcised. It’s not painful ..Although he does walk a bit weird these days. keke Good luck on your circumcition and on Christmas day too!!!!
jp: I hope it’s only temporary haha. I walk like a duck now ! hahaha .. ouch.
First, we’re going to set some bait
Inside a nasty trap and wait
When he comes a-sniffing we will
Snap the trap and close the gate!
Taken from The Nightmare Before Christmas. This popped into my mind when reading your post
Oh, I forgot! Your blog is a lot of fun
Keep up the good work!
jp: why thank you … glad that my erection/circumsicion stories entertain some people …. haha
Ouch!!! Any follow up post describing how ‘enjoying’ and ‘exciting’ the process is?
jp: how the hell would the process be enjoying ? besides jokes from the surgeon that is .. hahah
too bad for you but i heard sources saying that Pak LAh is saying the Errection is cumming …sorry man …
jp: Why you want to come ? Want to observe ar ? can pengsan oh. Nvm, after that , every 5 years! gila oh!
all in the name of sex eh?
jp: HELL YEAH! oh , erm , i mean for hygiene purposes yeah
ooh la la ~! someone … oh , someone … you know what ? i think u’d better do it AFTER the festive season . or you’ll have to party with SARONG for at LEAST 1 week , mate ! hahaha !!! no joke ~
jp: but festive season is from xmas to new year …. so earlier better ! but haha , I no need wear sarong aso …
hahaha i just wanna laugh
jp: isshhh , so jahat !
No wonder I was blur yesterday. Sorry ya yesterday didn’t read your blog
jp: haha, no worries. Kif and Kurt were blur too, I only told them when they came …
just catch-up with ur blog, and miss out the entire thing! operation???
summore on tht part?
wuakakaka
jp: wahh ! laugh so evil one ! WUKKAKAKA
i want to do it. `But i need to know where can i do it (Cheras) and what is the cost?
T.Q