Cheers for Ellen! Boo for reality tv!

My dear distant cousin, Eleanor has been shortlisted for the Malaysia-International Fashion Award. Good luck Ellie!! All the best !! Read more about it here

One thing though, the whole event will be recorded as a reality tv show thingie. I personally don’t like reality tv. Most of the shows are scripted or guided to promote an unhealthy view of humanity. You know , like bitching and stabbing each other behind their backs. One day , aliens will have this conversation:

Chief Scientist : It appears Earth has discovered reality tv
General Zork : What stage is Earth afflicted with this …. epidemic?
Chief Scientist : It appears they have a show called The Simple Life
General Zork : I see. Humans are now unworthy of existence . Prepare Ion cannons..
Chief Scientist: Yes sir …

That’s probably the reason why aliens attack in War of The Worlds.

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Anonymous said:

I agree with reality tv shows. They aim to turn your mind into one big mush! Go play dota instead, there’s more thinking involved! ahhaha

nick
visit me at tranquilgarden.blogspot.com

 
Poh Lin <3 said:

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Chief Scientist: once and for all we need to rid earth of the idiotic things mankind can think up…in this case reality TV. well except for American Idol…i find i quite enjoy it

AHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAH..yay he thinks like me!

ohh i agree…The Simple Life is just another way for Paris Hilton to keep being the camera whore she really is…

and OHHHH congrats to your “dear distant cousin”!! psh…

i SO did NOT kill your best friend…gaaacckkk..don’t frame me!

<3333

 
Poh Lin <3 said:

NICK!!!!!!!!

no DOTA!

CBC has been riddled with the DOTA virus long enough!…what with…

CBC DOTA: Subang vs. Seapark!!!

bleh

lol

 
dailyqt said:

wait till you find a bf that plays dota! ahhahaha. like caryn

 
Jason Phoon said:

Ahh , nick . you finally know how to use the Blogger Login comment thingie … anyways , how did the conversation get to DOTA ? sheesh …. yes Poh Lin , I agree that Paris Hilton is the ultimate camera whore/videoslut. It’s not enough that we see her in Guess adverts nowadays. Aliens will destroy us for sure..

 
Anonymous said:

i hATTEEEE paris! i wanted to get something from GUess but ended up not buyin cuz she endorses it! (n partly cuz the things there sucks up alot of my money)

DOta is fun ler. I had a nice time zapping PUGNA’s butt the other time. muakakkaka…

 
Anonymous said:

Ohhh…i forgot to say my naME! im CAryn btw..lol…

 
Jason Phoon said:

Hello caryn … still playing DOTA ?? hehe .. okay girls .. look , a girl is playing DOTA … it’s not a nerdy guy-only thing you know !!

 
Raymond Yong said:

heys jason! i love your bald pic wei.. haha

and, darn funny post of the aliens… indeed… ion cannons!

haha

 
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