caveman romance
Imagine two cavemen in prehistoric times.
One of them is the alpha male of the group. He’s the one with the biggest club (figuratively and literally), the strongest and the primary hunter. It is easy to spot him, as he leads the pack of hunters with the wild look on his eyes and his loud roar.
Now imagine a smaller sized male sitting alone in the cave creating weapons and thinking of ways to create a sharper spear. He gets along well with the females because he spends more time in the caves instead of going out hunting with the guys. Oh and he speaks softly too.
Their methods for wooing women are particularly different as well. The alpha-male would just club and then drag their women to their caves and have their way with them. Usually the women don’t mind , because all other women want to be with the alpha-male anyway. Why ? Because women want something other women want.
Notice how a man is suddenly more attractive if he has a woman by his side?
The nerd however, befriends the cavewoman first. Gets to know her, chats with her friends and pick berries for her. Modernly, this translates to the new age sensitive guy. One who is tuned with his feelings, cares for the woman emotionally and knows how to pick the right berries. He has a lot of girl friends but not girlfriends.
As a female, which caveman would you prefer ?
The one with Bigger Dick
smaller sized caveman…. gentle and none egoistic…
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If the smaller guy doesn’t go hunting with the other guys, why does he need to make a sharper spear?
And all that berry picking isn’t going to help much during the winter months - what are the two of them going to eat when all the plants are underneath a foot and a half of snow?
Good one Shaun..
i like a mix of two.
i dont like too playa neither do i like too sensitive, good will be a little bit of this and that hehe
lol thats something to think about..
as a guy though, i would be the second one, cause you can kick ur way to the top with your technology!
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Problem with the second one is he won’t know how to use his weapons when alpha caveman wants his woman and he’ll be clobbered.
smaller guy makes spears so alpha male can use it to stab smaller dude if he catches him looking at his chick
i want to have the new age sensitive guy who is rich, kind, humble and good looking. Any such person available? kakakak
[XD]
so the alpha male ? ok
[evie]
happy tang lung day to you too !
[shaun]
well, everybody has a part to contribute rite ?
Well , during winter they could always canibalize …
[cloddy]
someone that’s strong on the outside, but sensitive to your needs inside?
Now that’s just wishful thinking
[jay cam]
true true, maybe the second caveman is the new alpha male. In terms of money-making that is. Well at least I hope so ..
[leyon]
sigh , the second guy gets clobbered either way eh.
[gooey]
that’s not a very good reason for the smale caveman to make spears now rite …
[pk]
I know where ! in romance books
the one with the bigger flintstone car.
I would prefer to be the alpha and club my own man. So it would be less of a challenge if I clubbed the new-aged prehistoric caveman. *poorthing* However, the wild primary hunter might prove to be a more interesting challenge to tame. If he brings home the bacon, it’ll be a definite plus too.
the one with bigger cave, bigger muscles, bigger spear, bigger flocks, bigger dick? LOL
thats not wishful thinking. already found him.
Course, the flip side of having an alpha male that only communicates with grunts and club swinging probably makes for very frustrating dialogue.
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i’m a romantic person, would hit n drag the smaller man into my cave *ngiek ngiek ngiek*
[hedonistics]
erm , I don’t know who has the bigger car. Alpha male i guess …. :S
[tsuqi]
I’ve been clobbered on my head a few times in my life. Metaphorically speaking off course
[niss]
tahts’ rite ! the alpha male ! good , one honest opinion around here
[claudine]
I know .. I know … care to describe what kinda caveman is he ?
[leyon]
well , some women wouldn’t mind I guess. As long as they have their meat .. lol
[deric]
cool , just link me back or something.
[amy]
yes , i know you are one of those type !
you are the not-alpha guy rite ? sensitive cancer-ian ! hahaha ! you want us to say choose you izzit ~ many girl-friends but not girlfriends summore ~ lol
well..alpha male can do what he wants with the spear after he gets it..
*stab* “Hunt for today complete”