paying for love in a lap dance
For my birthday, instead of spending it at home going online or something, I called a few friends that I know in Brisbane and we went to a strip club ! My friend knows a good place in Fortitude Valley that’s easy on the wallet and easy on the eyes too. I think the place is called Cabaret Club.
At the moment, my face still smells like Christian Dior because of all the breasts rubbing against my face. I think there was a total of 5 pairs. That’s like , 10 boobies man!
Some of them were rather unenthusiastic, like they were just doing their jobs. One was very kind though, knowing that it was my birthday unzipped my jumper and went very slow on me while whispering in my ear. What a wonderful caricature of intimacy.
By the way, the policy is touch anywhere but between the thighs.
The highlight of the night was when 2 blondes gave me a private show. They were sitting on each of my legs, while making out with each other and rubbing themselves on me. To add to the atmosphere, metal music was playing. A Perfect Circle and Deftones. Two of my favorite bands.
All in all, it was a pretty good experience!
Thanks guys for the beer and lap dances, it’s an excellent birthday present.
Wow. I’d like to experience some of that too! It’s not everyday you get strippers making out and rubbing themselves on you.
omg. so detailed. -_- heheh. happy birthday!
There is this topless cafe in Singapore as well, come come
u lucky bastard!!! tat’s the most memorable birthday present, hopefully… or if there’s any better gift than tat, I think u’ll cum, hahhahahahahhaa…
Hey, happy birthday!
haha ! fantastic ! guess i was not the only 1 who had it good last night !
OMG!! pssssst… i wish i can get a lap dance/stripping from er…. *looking around for russ*… HOT GUYS!! haha…
Let me get this straight, at your age the best you can do is revert to infacy and remember having a boob in your face to make you happy? Have you grown at all in 25 years?
Whoaa… u sure you didnt *splat* on the spot ah? LOL…
a nice birthday gift you had there… And LOL to thelastnoel’s comment, hahahaha…
You forgot that u were mistaken for being HARRY POKER…opsss…POTTER i mean!
hahahah … woah grow up already :p
Wohoo…erm i mean…Drool! LOL!
Always its damn special that first moment/s…in a strip Club, Jase!
Hahahha…r u sure u din get a hard on kah? kekekeke
Just chills in Australia ok! Study your arse off but also at the same time
have lotsa fun and do crazy stuffs….=P
!!!! Asta lavista for now!
Adam
wow… that is…
Maybe I’m still young,
not giving too much comment on my side
later you hate me… lol !
[cazzy]
do you prefer guys or girls ? I think nicole like’s guys
[stephanie]
only you can have fun now ?? haha
[ashley]
Well , I was contemplating whether to be so detailed. Then I thought, you all are adult now , so why cop out ?
[ik]
you come to brisbane lar ! singapore dem far u know !
[amy]
thanks ! haha … wish you can come see this too
[noel]
Your comment made me think for a while. Yes , it is very profound. Why are things always Freudian in nature ? haha
[evie]
whoah , it’ll take more than that to make me splat ! haha
[nicholas wan]
shit man ! totally left that part out ! Hmm , should i put it in … hmmm
[mochi]
alamak ! Like this counted grow up ? have u been before ??
[adam]
Did i get a hard on ? Of course I did ! What kinda question is that .. haha.
[Jason]
hahah , I won’t hate you ! just comment as you like. I’m sure a lot people wouldn’t like this kinda thing.
Maybe you like one day ? haha
Wah. I want.
hey were they real or fake boobs?
Noti noti boy…keke
And very lucky too..!!!!
haha yesh la grown up edi .. no i have not haha
So, now it’s “thanks for the mammaries” eh?
[yoongkang]
come brisbane ! hahahaha !
[farah]
some were real , some were fake. I don’t know how to tell by looking though, if you know what i mean
[PK]
Ehhhhh … Lucky Naughty ^_^
[mochi]
Whens your turn chou chou ??
[kurt]
where did you come up with that ?? hahahaa …. good one !
Your display pic = your face expression in strip club =P
Happy Belated birthday.
NOOOOOOOOOOO…. you didn’t say it was your birthday!! Happy belated birthday buddy. If I knew it was your birthday I wouldn’t be at home entertain my drinking friends! haha.
Anyway, there’s always next time. LOL. 1 year later you turn 25, we go together!! I want nen gu bao rub my face until I can’t breathe.
hey hey.. happy birthday babe. I can see you’re having a nice one.. so I’ll just say hope you have great ones every year
>___ 10 boobies!!!
All so ham sap!!!LOL!!
But….I wish I can have such exp too man!!
Ehm….put it in if u dare, hahaha, Harry Poker!
er i dont wanna grow up hahahah XD
way to go bro! hehe
happy birthday, ineed, eh.
hahaha! you naughty boy!
WEI, WHY NO PICTURES!?!!?!
heh. now i know what i want for my next bday pressie. of course i prefer guys, but if got naked girls, i think i won’t mind also.
like it one day ?
I guess I will never have this day.
Lol.
I plan to be a holy boy…
[742]
hahaha , my display face not so hamsap laaa
[ahbing]
I also forgot to tell you ! Nevermind, next time ! hahah
[huiru]
well , yeah it was nice in a way. I’d rather be home for my bday actually ..
[guaisaujai]
Not in malaysia you wont !
[mochi]
Me too …
[voch]
whens your turn ?
[angelo]
it was my first time okay ! hahahaa
[hedonistics]
they don’t allow cameras
my friend knows a male stripper club if you’re interested
[Jason]
Everyone has their own choice right ? I understand your situation ^_^
Happy Birthday…]
I am a girl….very hard to feel what you’re thinking…
*yeah, right*
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