I met up with some bloggers last Thursday right before the surgery. Here’s a picture!

Grace, me , Vicki, Kif and Kurt

Some notes:

• Grace: She looks sweet, but she is pure evil. I know this even though it’s only the second time I met her ..
• Me: I am handsome.
• Vicki: She looks cuter in real life. A little quiet, but maybe it’s because of the sick topics Kurt and Grace came up with …
• Kif/3point8: Perhaps he’s also a little dumbfounded by the grossness of our topics. He doesn’t look like a Sith lord, like his Mybloglog profile picture …
• Kurt: He is just as witty as his blog! Look at that grin ..

Let’s have more gatherings ya!

Here’s a little bonus content, how to draw BEARTATO!

1. Draw a potato
2. Draw two lines across the potato.
3. Draw circles for his ears and mouth.
4. Add in eyeballs and his little triangle nose.
5. Give him some arms, legs and teeth.
6. Piratize him!

Just to let you guys know, the operation was successful. Little Jason is doing fine, thanks for the well wishes. Haha, 22 comments in one day when I mentioned him ? He’s suddenly a popular guy now.

So anyways, the operation went smoothly. The most painful part of the operation was when they administered local anesthetic by means of 3 injections to that area. Maybe it’s because I forgot to take my painkillers the day before, but those injections sure hurt as hell!

After the anesthetic kicked in, it was more of a psychological battle as 2 surgeons and 2 nurses were watching. I couldn’t see what was going on, apart from a little reflection on the lights above. Man, they should really look into that cause I could see the blood! That sure made me feel uneasy, even with all the jokes courtesy of my surgeon:

“Hey, bring home the foreskin. Can boil soup…”

So anyways, I’m on painkillers and antibiotics now. I nearly fainted earlier, which I suspect is due to the loss of blood earlier. Felt much better after dinner though, so everything is good. Well, except that I walk like a duck.

Guess I won’t be doing cock pushups anytime soon …

My agenda for today:

1. Meet up with some bloggers
2. Get circumcised

I would mention the bloggers that I’m meeting up with, but I don’t want the search engines to associate their blog names to get associated with circumcision. That would be hilarious, no?

Back to the topic, why get circumcised? Well, me and my dad had a discussion about it. He had his operation in Taiwan many years ago. He said that it’s much cleaner and you would last much longer during sex.

Yeah, that was perhaps the most awkward conversation EVER.

Since I’m back here in Malaysia for a month, I said why not? The doctor also had a sense of humor, saying that I should have the surgery as soon as possible, to “get ready” for Christmas. I wouldn’t be surprised if that doctor meant “getting ready” for holiday season sex. Oh that cheeky doctor, nice to know that my penis is in good hands.

That last sentence sounded so wrong, ya?

Wish me luck!

ps: Bloggers, I beg you please refrain from posting any blog entries which might be erection inducing. I would imagine it would hurt

Some of you might have already seen the interview where our Information minister gets questioned by Al-Jazeera about the demonstrations going on in our country.

If you haven’t, watch the interview first. It is truly embarrassing to see our politicians speak like that.

The next video is a spot-on impersonation of the interview:

Where is your journalistic integrity?

Yesterday’s Views section(page N34, 10 December 2007), in which you accept letters from the public show a blatant bias towards towards a certain perspective. In this case, it’s showing only letters that agree with the Sultan. 4 out of 4 of these letters agree with the Sultan that the recent demonstrations were disturbing the peace. What about the unpublished letters that disagreed with it?

A demonstration is called a demonstration. You use words such as ‘illegal gathering’ and ‘illegal march’ which are clearly biased. If I wanted to be biased, I’d call the demonstrations a “rally for freedom and democracy”.

How can we get a balanced perspective if you only publish the views of ministers within the ruling party? Why do the opposition leaders get silenced? Why is it that during election period, only BN advertisements are shown and never the opposition ? Then again, you never did promise to be impartial and objective, did you?

Maybe its the fact that you are owned by Huaren Holdings Sdn Bhd, which is the investment arm of MCA (The “chinese” front of the ruling party,Barisan Nasional). That sure says something about your editorial policy.

I’d like to end by saying I’ve stopped reading your newspaper.

Thank you for nothing,

Jason Phoon

Hows it hanging?

So I was jogging at the park when I saw two monkeys. They seemed to be having some kinda communication between each other, so I thought for a while what they might have been saying. The comic above illustrates my assumption.

If you understood the comic, you are just as perverted.

(click to enlarge)

ps: Beartato is from nedroid.com. He’s just visiting