I am so utterly cuntfused.

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Some of you may know, that I’ll be back in Malaysia for holidays from the 2nd of December to the 16th of January. I’ve been in Brisbane for 5 months and already I miss a lot of things back home. So when I get back, I will:

1. Hug my good friends like a bear
2. Go on the great Malaysian food marathon
3. Go to the nearest mamak just to lepak (to non-malaysians, this basically means to sit by a road-side food stall while you drink tea and complain about the government or something)
4. Play a face-melting solo on my electric guitar
5. Blast my music because I have no housemates
6. Fire up Burnout or an equally explosive game on my PS2
7. DRIVE A CAR
8. Resurrect my cybercafe buddies and friday night DOTA
9. Meet up with some blogger friends to find out if they are robots or real humans
10. Take a walk in the park (my old readers would know that one of my hobbies is walking in the forest reserve near my house)

There, 10 is a nice number. Watch out you all!

why bipolar bear has no friends

According to Urban Dictionary, a bipolar bear is either:

1. 2 polar bears stuck together
2. A polar bear that is bi-sexual
3. A polar bear that is magnetized

They left out “a bear that has bipolar disorder“

Dear C
I met you on IRC, and we chatted for hours on the phone and online. I’m sorry that I did not feel the same way when we met in real life. I really shouldn’t have been your rebound guy. I always wondered where you went, did you go back to Korea?

Dear J
I never really knew what was going on in your mind. You shouldn’t have been that nice to me knowing that my best friend likes you. I shouldn’t have acted on it. I’m also sorry I gave the pendant you gave me to someone else. You still have the cutest dimples I’ve ever seen.

Dear A
I melted the first time I saw you, and I think you noticed. I should have held you when I had the chance. You crushed my heart when you went back to him, but I’m glad that we can still go out for drinks now.

Dear A
I loved walking home from school with you. I loved how we were so scared your dad would come home. I’m sorry that I was the jealous kind, and I’ve changed completely now. I’m sorry for all those years of silence. Now that we’ve met again, I really appreciate your friendship.

Dear M
We were world’s apart when we met. All the other guys wanted you, while I didn’t like you just because you had the same perfume as A. I’m sorry that I liked someone else just because I couldn’t deal with our problems. No wonder you’re still not talking to me after all these years.

Dear S
After all these years, I realise you are my soul mate. If we don’t end up together, I will have a mid-life crisis and wonder about the life with you. You complete me.

Dear J
When we started dating, people were so shocked. You made me stressed, frustrated, on my toes and yet you kept me coming back for more. Perhaps you are too much for me to handle? I say that in a good way.

Dear C
When I first met you, it was in Bangkok under the crimson skies. The next time we were in KL smoking weed. Will we meet again ? Will I visit you in Brazil ?

Dear G
I’m sorry I’m not what you’re looking for. I agree when you say, “It was fun while it lasted”.

Some of you guys were wondering how I did that optical illusion two posts back. Here’s a step by step on how to do it.

1) Get your hidden picture ready like so:

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This one, from huiru:

“True story. My friend was the last to know they weren’t going out anymore.”

Ouch.

ps: I usually don’t post on wednesdays, but that optical illusion was hurting my eyes @_@. To those who couldn’t see it, just look at it further from the monitor. Looks like I owe Vicki a teh ais.

Try and find the hidden message in this picture. I’ll buy a drink for the first person that writes the answer in the comments !

Sorry if this optical illusion hurts your eyes ^_^V

edit: Ok, first person that got it was Merdurian. To see the message, just stand further from your monitor