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How do I feel like ?

Saturday, October 29th, 2005

Today I feel like a katamari clump

katamari, a magical ball capable of sticking to anything smaller than itself that it rolls over or against. Initially, the katamari can only pick up tiny items such as loose change, thumbtacks, and ants. As it becomes covered with things, the larger clump can pick up larger items, such as fruit, milk cartons, small animals, children, cars, houses, stadiums, office buildings, rainbows, clouds and sperm whales

So according to that definition, I’m currently at thumbtack size rolling up erasers. I fell of the table and thus loss quite a lot of of mass.

If you have no idea what the hell I am talking about, no worries. That just means you’re sane. Check these out if you’re not:

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Angel for me

Wednesday, October 26th, 2005

"If I don't let myself by happy now then when?"
If not now when?

When the time we have now ends.
When the big hand goes round again.
Can you still feel the butterflies?
Can you still hear the last goodnight?

I close my eyes and believe wherever you are
an angel for me

Jimmy Eat World - For Me This Is Heaven

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The Worlds Most Dangerous Animals

Friday, October 21st, 2005

Behold !! The Worlds Most Dangerous Animals as according to NBC. Listed below are the TOP 10 most dangerous of the animal kingdom !! Sharks are not even on the list !! The list includes animals that either kill directly or in some sort of accident. Beside them are the numbers of humans they kill a year. Ye will be shocked I tell yeee ..

Pythons - 0.5
Hogs - 0.6
Tigers - 0.6
Elephants - 1
Birds - 5.2
Insects 8.4
Dogs - 16
Cows - 28.4
Deer - 130

And behold the most dangerous animal of them all with a grand total of 219 human deaths in accidents and other incidents …. horses.

Shocking , revelatory stuff eh ? Horses are evil I tell you …

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Long day

Thursday, October 20th, 2005

Another long day. Had a business networking meeting at 7am this morning. I tried sleeping early last nite but that didn’t work out so I thought I just stay awake the whole day anyway. So at the meeting , there was a sudden need for public speaking. One of my dreaded fears. I kinda messed up…

Me : Good morning, my name is Jason and I’m from Bits Solutions. We teach computers. …. stuff
Woman : You mean computer classes ?
Me : Yeah (urghhh)

Later on it was on to sunway pyramid to meet a potential trainer. Nice guy, hope to work with him in the future. I had a huge cafe latte at starbucks. You know , the giant cup type. Wohooo

Watched a movie later on with Shufen , Shiying and David. A sappy romantic Korean movie. I’d hate to admit this but it’s really good. So sad you know ! And the girl look so young and she always crying !!

I’m off to a 13 hour sleep now. I hope to have those eye crap thingies to dig tommorow.

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Optical Illusions

Wednesday, October 19th, 2005

I just noticed an optical illusion. If you stare at my blog banner for a while it changes color. Really, I’m not bluffing. Did you do that Jacob ?

Jacob : Yeah , althought you might have to refresh your browser though.
Jason : You have too much time Jacob
Jacob : Its like the pot calling the kettle black
Jason : Are you being racist ?? What are you trying to say ?
Jacob : But you’re not black
Jason : Just shutup !! SHUT UP!

Speaking of optical illusions, try this site (Not Safe For Work)

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Another day

Tuesday, October 18th, 2005

So I went to teach another class today. The guy was friendly and the class went well. I must try to eat at the restaurant one day though. Sri Thai opposite PJ Hilton. Hmm ….

Speaking of food, I found out that in some unknown country, they cook rats. Check this site out …. The dish actually looks yummy at the end.

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Land of the round abouts

Sunday, October 16th, 2005

So I went to teach tuition today. Gosh , Shah Alam is so far from my house. And there’s 20 roundabouts everywhere I go. It’s so bad that here’s how they give instructions :

“After Toyota right, you will see Nestle on your left. You will reach a roundabout, and then go 12′ 0 clock, then 3′o clock , then 9′ o clock”.

Eventually they’ll describe the rounabouts this way:

“After Shell ? You go 9-3-9 . But if you’re coming from the other direction, you go 3-9-3 but only after 3-9 , but right before 9-9-3. But never go 6-3-6 , because that will be exactly where you came from.”

Okay, I exaggerate. But you get the idea.

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