the life and times of jason phoon

Would you believe it, its almost a year since I started working here in CSC. For those that don’t know, I’m a web developer (not designer!) for CSC. I develop applications that support the operations of the service desk. which has about 550 people now.

This is what I do at work everyday:

Basically I’m a code monkey

So anyways, my boss called me in yesterday. I thought I was in trouble for slacking off or whatever, but it was actually just to sign some HR papers. Then he asked me:

“Jason, just curious. What do you do on the weekends?”

I was a little dumbfounded by this question. I just realized that that the past year working here, me and the boss have never had a non-work related conversation. I deliberated for a while, thinking of the best answer that I could give to a boss to impress him. I couldn’t come up with anything so fuck it I said videogames.

Then we talked about call of duty, medal of honor, battlefield 1942 and I found out my boss was a gamer at heart. You see, my boss is 6 feet+, muscled and has a booming voice. He kinda looks like a general or something. Maybe thats why he loves World War II games.

So today, I was having a coffee with my colleague in the pantry and the boss called me in again.

Got a pay raise.

Probably unrelated to the talk about videogames.

*edit, this was one of those comics I thought was from some comment, but it was actually another comic. Here’s the original:

http://zs1.smbc-comics.com/comics/20100819.gif

Stupid memory.

Here’s one from reddit:

Do you see it now?

I’ve come to the conclusion above based on the absurd things I’ve heard from women. If this is you, please don’t be offended and we can all laugh at what we used to do yeah? Hehe, lets get to it:

“Thanks for fulfilling my sexual needs”

-Er, I’ll take that as a compliment?

“Dear, don’t be offended but I masturbated to a photo of you”

-I’ll also take that as a compliment. But really, she should get better fapping material.

“Don’t you love me?”

-I have to explain this a bit. This was before sex, and she asked me this difficult question. I replied by falling off the bed. We never did it.

“Don’t leave money by my bedside, do you think I’m a prostitute?”

-Everyone puts their money beside the bed right?

“I’m too old to play around anymore, please don’t waste my time”.

-I heard this TWICE last year.

“It looks like my vagina just rejected your dick”

-Why can’t I have a normal life?

Friendship framework

I also learned that the 3 do not have to be mutually exclusive.

Take for instance, a friend who does not have the same viewpoints in life but you get along with him. You can debate on everything and still learn something new from each other.

Or you have share the same hobbies but you don’t really get along or look at things differently. So they’re ‘activity friends’.

A friend that meets the trifecta?

Now, that’s a great friend.

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